-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay
an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
-Speeding is not illegal.
-If your are under the age of 21 and you have in your possession
a empty beer bottle, you may be charged with illegal possession
-You may not use vulgar language outside your home.
-Yard waste may be burnt any day except for Sunday.
-You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet
you can have a 25 foot satellite dish.
-You may not hang your clothes over a clothesline because they
are banned, so you can use a fence instead.
-Drinking is not allowed between the hours of 2 and 6am.
-Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
-You may not trouble squirrels.
-Minors are not permitted to buy cap pistols, but they may buy
-It is illegal to have a bathtub with it's legs resembling
-Minors are allowed to purchase rolling paper and tobacco but
-You may not have 4 or more people occupying the same dwelling.
-Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the
curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the
normal, red-blooded American male."
-Scaring babies is illegal.
-You may not get an elephant drunk.
-You may not attack birds with any type of catapult within the city.
-Dancing is not allowed.
-Salesmen are not allowed to sell there goods while sitting in the middle of the road, screaming at
vehicles passing by.
-It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
-Milk men may not run while on duty.
-It's illegal to park your car with the engine on, on the bases that it might scare horses.
-4 women may not live together in an apartment.
-No person may own a metal pipe.
-You may not have a garage sale that is more then 2 days long.